Ok, so I'm on my third son, and I thought I'd heard it all. Wrong.
Lessons learned in the past 24 hours:
1- (3 year old son) "Mommy can I have some Pepsi?"
(Mom) "No"
(wailing, arguing, bargaining ensue from 3 year old)
(eerie silence)
(son) "Mommy. I REALLLLLLY like your Pepsi, so don't look behind my back!"
(guess what he had.....yes it was confiscated)
2-(same son) "Mommy can have cake now?"
(Mom) "Did you finish your green beans?"
(son) "Yes." (hands covering top of bowl)
(Mom) "No. You may not have cake."
3-(Mom) "Son, are you allowed to play with Mommy's new vacuum?"
(son)"Um...............don't talk to me"
Enough said.
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